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08 April 2010 @ 09:37 pm
Friends Only, Comment to be Added  
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This as a partially 'Friends Only' journal.

It had started out that was since a while ago I had recieved a few not-so-nice comments on my LJ from a few disgruntled parents about me not screening my more naughtier and raunchier material I've decided to make THOSE entries for 'Friends Only'.

As for those of you who have left behind such lovely little replies (NOTICE THE SARCASM THERE?) I say to you this: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AS A PARENT BY LETTING YOUR CHILDREN READ MY STORIES. I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT YOUR KIDS READ ON THE INTERNET. YOU ARE THE PARENT...NOT ME. I KNOW THAT MOST OF MY STORIES ARE VERY MUCH ON THE EROTIC SIDE BUT I'M NOT GOING TO VANILLA IT UP BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS.

Anyways...If you’d like me to add you as a friends just leave a comment and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

 
 
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Lexy
24 July 2008 @ 09:08 pm
The Virgin Saint of Gyffindor (Draco/Hermione) NC17  

Title: The Virgin Saint of Gryffindor
Written by: Lexy Malfoy
Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rated: M for Mature
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JKRowling.
Summary: Hermione shook her head and frowned mockingly. “I’m sorry, young Draco. But like I said…you’re a bad boy.” she grinned madly. “And bad boys need to be punished.”

Author’s Note: This oneshot is an idea that came from a post over at Dramione in live journal. I had made a post about my irks on Draco calling Hermione a ‘Princess’ within fan fiction and then this little plot bunny RP sort of rolled out between, [info]snowe, [info]telperaca, and myself. So to you two lovely ladies…I thank you. For without your naughty insights I would probably not been able to kick this oneshot into gear.

Oh and btw: This oneshot is a pre HBP that takes place during their 7th year.


Hope you guys like it…enjoy.


The Virgin Saint of Gryffindor )
 
 
Current Mood: naughty
 
 
Lexy
18 July 2008 @ 09:38 pm
My New FACEBOOK!!!!  
Hey you guys.

Okay so for those of you who have Facebook and want to add me you can look me up through my profile link: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545955479

=D


Later,
Lexy
 
 
Lexy
15 July 2008 @ 08:08 pm
REAL GHOST CAUGHT!!!!!  
I couldn't believe this. I 'm never one to believe in the paranormal but...I still can't believe what I saw.

CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES!!!!!!

 
 
Current Mood: shocked
 
 
Lexy
10 July 2008 @ 11:41 pm
HOGWARTS IDs----> THE REVIVAL!!!!  
That's right. I'm doing them one more time. This time the IDs have an extra detail to it...

...your patronus.

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If you want one comment me and let me know.

What I need from you...

-Your name (how you want it to show)
-You're Year
-Your House
-Your wand (inches, wood, and center) If you're not sure I'll make one up for you.
-Quidditch position (whether chase, keeper, beater, seeker, announcer, score keeper, of Quidditch enthusiast)
-Clubs
-Patronus

-oh and your picture. Hehehe...forgot about that. I need a picture of you.
 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
Lexy
07 July 2008 @ 07:16 pm
Draco's Princes???  
Am I the only one who gets annoyed at a fanfiction when Draco calls Hermione his "Princess"?

Maybe it's just me but I can't stand that word!!!!! >_< I've read today 7 Dramione oneshots and 4 of the 7 have Draco calling her that and I'm like: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


*sighs*
Meh...maybe it's just me.
 
 
Current Mood: frustrated
 
 
Lexy
01 July 2008 @ 02:58 pm
Making a simple ROPE FLOGGER!!!!!  
Much more simpler than the leather flogger but effective in it's own way. *winks*

Making a simple ROPE FLOGGER...you know you wanna. ;) )
 
 
Current Mood: excited
 
 
Lexy
30 June 2008 @ 01:56 pm
Step by Step: How to Make a Flogger!!!  
I found this site that had this awesome step by step guide on how to make a flogger. So I thought I'd post it here so A)You guys can check it out. And B) I have it somewhere that I know will never be deleted. I don't know about you guys but I'd most of the time rather copy and paste something to my LJ than just copying the link. Cuz what if they close the site down? Then you've lost what you've wated to save.

Step by Step: How to Make a Flogger )
 
 
Current Mood: excited
 
 
Lexy
27 June 2008 @ 07:24 pm
Dramione BRILLIANT oneshot idea!!!!!!  
OMG...so I heard this song by Weird Al Yankovic called "Weasel Stomping Day" and I had this visual of there actually being one in the Wizarding World. 7th year of Hogwarts. But then Hermione turns him into a Weasel when she discovers he cheated on her, not remembering what day it is. So suddenly everyone's singing the song and stomping all of the weasels that has been magically conjured and Ron's running for his life.

LMAO!!! Of course I'd find a way to add a bit of Dramione smut somewhere in the end.

So...what do you think? Just say the word and I'm all over it.

WEASEL STOMPING DAY ----------->


CHEERS!!!
Lexy Malfoy
 
 
Current Mood: excited
 
 
Lexy
25 June 2008 @ 10:39 pm
Dyed it again & Shorter bangs!!!  
Oh God. I think I've developed ADD with my hair. I added a lighter color when I dyed it today and I got a little scissor happy and gave myself super short bangs.

(BTW: They may look uneven but they're not. I have my face tilted to the side and I guess they shifted or something. o_O)

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Well...what do you guys think?
 
 
Current Mood: awake
 
 
 
Lexy
18 June 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Fucking pisses me off!!!  
Another thing to add to the "Things about HP Fanfiction that pisses me off" list.

When you go to the Threesomes and Moresomes section of a fanfiction site and you see a really good fic but the author doesn't specify who are the three that they're shipping. And then a few days later you realize it's one of the ships you hate the most and you're like AAAAAARGGGGG!!!!!

Why do these people insist on you guessing who the ship is? Seriously...I don't want to guess. Just tell me who it is from the fucking beginning.


*grumbles*
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
Lexy
17 June 2008 @ 11:41 pm
Animated Voices Revealed!!!  
Voice of Elmo




Voice of Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi...




Voice of Pikachu
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
Lexy
16 June 2008 @ 01:46 pm
Anonymous replies go to the paper shredder!!!  
That's it...I've had enough!!!

Apparently making my fanfiction.net and adultfanfiction.net stories 'log in only' wasn't enough. Now I'm getting dumb ass anonymous remarks here on my livejournal. Don't you people have anything better to do with your lives?

From now on I see a negative anonymous reply in my journal and it's going into the paper shredder. I won't comment, I won't post about it. I'll simply delete it...like it never even existed.

Because you since you people refuse to log in and tell me who you are...then you're really not worth my time.


See ya,
Lexy


EDITED: THIS JOURNAL HAS BEEN FLIST LOCKED!!! ;P
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
Lexy
15 June 2008 @ 12:04 am
I'm Ugly???  
Hey you guys.

Okay so I'm a bit hurt. I had posted my most recent pic over at my alt.com account. It's basically a match.com but for people who are into BDSM.

For those of you who haven't seen my most recent post here's the link to the picture I'm talking about: http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff193/jojokinksub/inbed.png


So anyways...I was chatting with a few Doms and subs over there and I noticed I got a private message from someone and when I read it it says: Hi, I'm Matt. Just thought I'd let you know that I checked your picture out and I have to tell ya...you are one ugly woman.


:( What the hell? That really hurt. Like...seriously???

*sighs* Whatever. Just needed to get this off of my chest.


Later,
Lexy
 
 
Current Mood: depressed
 
 
Lexy
12 June 2008 @ 06:53 pm
LEXY PICTURE!!!!  
Guess who's got bangs now? ;)

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Current Mood: sick
 
 
Lexy
12 June 2008 @ 02:22 pm
and now...some random shit for your viewing pleasure!!!!!! ^_^ ENJOY!!!!  
Warning: behind the cut are some funny, some kinky, some Harry Potter, some Dramione, some random, and some naughty shit. You have been warned )
 
 
Current Mood: sick
 
 
Lexy
09 June 2008 @ 08:33 pm
Just got back fom the hospital. :(  
For those of you who have noticed about 5 entries back I was sick and feverish. Well, on Sunday morning at about 3:30 am I began throwing up and couldn't seem to stop. My mom had taken me to the hospital and I had blood amples, xrays, and a catscan done. Turns out my white blood cell count is rediculously high and that's why I haven't been able to shake it off.

I stayed over night and was put on an IV until just recently. I'm on antibiotics and antivomiting pills till it gets better. I ache all over and my ear pains are back to hurting like hell. I have to go back on Monday of next week and see if it lowered my white blood cell count back to normal.


Just thought I'd let you guys know.


Later,
Lexy
 
 
Current Mood: sick
 
 
Lexy
05 June 2008 @ 09:17 pm
I'M BEING ACCUSED OF PLAGARISM!!!  
Additional Author's Note: I've come be informed that some of my readers have been attacking Mundungus as if she was the one who accused me of plagarising her fic. I never said that. I said that an anon did. Mundungus, like me, has been writing for years and I know that she would NEVER stoop to such lows. So if anyone here is thinking of commenting to her for doing such a thing...please don't.

Thank you.


Behind the cut )
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
Lexy
02 June 2008 @ 03:15 pm
Mary Poppins (Scary Mary) Trailor!!!!  



Heh...it's not really a movie trailor but...damn she's scary this way.
 
 
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