Hey you guys.

Okay so for those of you who have Facebook and want to add me you can look me up through my profile link: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545955479

=D


Later,
Lexy

I couldn't believe this. I 'm never one to believe in the paranormal but...I still can't believe what I saw.

CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES!!!!!!

That's right. I'm doing them one more time. This time the IDs have an extra detail to it...

...your patronus.



If you want one comment me and let me know.

What I need from you...

-Your name (how you want it to show)
-You're Year
-Your House
-Your wand (inches, wood, and center) If you're not sure I'll make one up for you.
-Quidditch position (whether chase, keeper, beater, seeker, announcer, score keeper, of Quidditch enthusiast)
-Clubs
-Patronus

-oh and your picture. Hehehe...forgot about that. I need a picture of you.

Am I the only one who gets annoyed at a fanfiction when Draco calls Hermione his "Princess"?

Maybe it's just me but I can't stand that word!!!!! >_< I've read today 7 Dramione oneshots and 4 of the 7 have Draco calling her that and I'm like: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


*sighs*
Meh...maybe it's just me.

Much more simpler than the leather flogger but effective in it's own way. *winks*

( Making a simple ROPE FLOGGER...you know you wanna. ;) )

I found this site that had this awesome step by step guide on how to make a flogger. So I thought I'd post it here so A)You guys can check it out. And B) I have it somewhere that I know will never be deleted. I don't know about you guys but I'd most of the time rather copy and paste something to my LJ than just copying the link. Cuz what if they close the site down? Then you've lost what you've wated to save.

( Step by Step: How to Make a Flogger )

OMG...so I heard this song by Weird Al Yankovic called "Weasel Stomping Day" and I had this visual of there actually being one in the Wizarding World. 7th year of Hogwarts. But then Hermione turns him into a Weasel when she discovers he cheated on her, not remembering what day it is. So suddenly everyone's singing the song and stomping all of the weasels that has been magically conjured and Ron's running for his life.

LMAO!!! Of course I'd find a way to add a bit of Dramione smut somewhere in the end.

So...what do you think? Just say the word and I'm all over it.

WEASEL STOMPING DAY ----------->


CHEERS!!!
Lexy Malfoy

Oh God. I think I've developed ADD with my hair. I added a lighter color when I dyed it today and I got a little scissor happy and gave myself super short bangs.

(BTW: They may look uneven but they're not. I have my face tilted to the side and I guess they shifted or something. o_O)




Well...what do you guys think?

Another thing to add to the "Things about HP Fanfiction that pisses me off" list.

When you go to the Threesomes and Moresomes section of a fanfiction site and you see a really good fic but the author doesn't specify who are the three that they're shipping. And then a few days later you realize it's one of the ships you hate the most and you're like AAAAAARGGGGG!!!!!

Why do these people insist on you guessing who the ship is? Seriously...I don't want to guess. Just tell me who it is from the fucking beginning.


*grumbles*

Voice of Elmo




Voice of Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi...




Voice of Pikachu

That's it...I've had enough!!!

Apparently making my fanfiction.net and adultfanfiction.net stories 'log in only' wasn't enough. Now I'm getting dumb ass anonymous remarks here on my livejournal. Don't you people have anything better to do with your lives?

From now on I see a negative anonymous reply in my journal and it's going into the paper shredder. I won't comment, I won't post about it. I'll simply delete it...like it never even existed.

Because you since you people refuse to log in and tell me who you are...then you're really not worth my time.


See ya,
Lexy


EDITED: THIS JOURNAL HAS BEEN FLIST LOCKED!!! ;P

Hey you guys.

Okay so I'm a bit hurt. I had posted my most recent pic over at my alt.com account. It's basically a match.com but for people who are into BDSM.

For those of you who haven't seen my most recent post here's the link to the picture I'm talking about: http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff193/jojokinksub/inbed.png


So anyways...I was chatting with a few Doms and subs over there and I noticed I got a private message from someone and when I read it it says: Hi, I'm Matt. Just thought I'd let you know that I checked your picture out and I have to tell ya...you are one ugly woman.


:( What the hell? That really hurt. Like...seriously???

*sighs* Whatever. Just needed to get this off of my chest.


Later,
Lexy

Guess who's got bangs now? ;)

For those of you who have noticed about 5 entries back I was sick and feverish. Well, on Sunday morning at about 3:30 am I began throwing up and couldn't seem to stop. My mom had taken me to the hospital and I had blood amples, xrays, and a catscan done. Turns out my white blood cell count is rediculously high and that's why I haven't been able to shake it off.

I stayed over night and was put on an IV until just recently. I'm on antibiotics and antivomiting pills till it gets better. I ache all over and my ear pains are back to hurting like hell. I have to go back on Monday of next week and see if it lowered my white blood cell count back to normal.


Just thought I'd let you guys know.


Later,
Lexy

Heh...it's not really a movie trailor but...damn she's scary this way.